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Hey humanity...

Tue Apr 24, 2007, 6:06 AM

I've just returned to Deviantart, having only just been told by my father that it's been re-made. Deviantart 0.1 was made on the 5th day but sadly Dad hadn't yet made man... So it was just me and a few angels flaming each others photographs. Lucifer didn't really get the joke so he went off on a tantrum.

After a while in paradise it got pretty boring, so Dad beamed me down into a woman's uterus. I can tell you that was a suprise. I lived on Earth for a while, which was pretty awkward around Joseph. He somehow considered himself 'less of a man' after the whole immaculate conception thing. But yeah, decided I'd spread the word of the Lord among meer mortals, which didn't go well... Dad was all about learning through mistakes, which in other words meant he didn't do Jack. I then got grounded and have to stay in heaven for a few thousand years, but I've got Deviantart now.

It's changed a bit, very new millenium.

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Mood: Affection
Listening to: Aled Jones and Marilyn Manson.
Reading: The Bible - Compulsory
Watching: Hot chicks... with wings on a cloud.
Playing: With my new internet friends.
Eating: Nothing... I'm dead.
Drinking: ^^^

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Current Residence: Heaven. It isn't a place on Earth by the way.
Interests: Checking out new dead people. Though we don't get many new visitors to heaven anymore.
Favourite movie: The Life of Brian, The Passion of the Christ, Dogma. The Matrix for the hidden biblical stuff.
Favourite band or musician: Not Queens of the stone age that's for sure. News! There was no stone age!
Favourite genre of music: Classical and death metal. Stuff with harps.
Favourite artist: Tracy Emin. No, I'm joking, she's gonna' burn in hell.
Favourite poet or writer: Jade Goody, her autobiography changed me.
Favourite photographer: The Angel Gabriel, he never made blank space look so good.
Skin of choice: All skin is welcome in heaven. Except whites. I'm joking, but I bet that got you scared.
Personal Quote: "Now I've come to Earth, all religions can become one." - God, how wrong was I?
Tools of the Trade: Miracles. Who needs tools when you have the power of being God on your side?

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~Spike-x-Cunt Nov 29, 2007, 6:21:55 PM

JESUS?!?

Why am I gay?

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~DQQS Apr 29, 2007, 7:27:30 AM

hey you. i rly like your art... really coceptual. i mean lots of people died but hey your death meant the salvation of the entire god damned humanity. oh if you're interested in conceptual art.. even though we cannot ever come even close to your stuff we'd really appreciate it if you'll give us a watch. or just say hy. t'was an honor jesus. take care.

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~JesusChristSonOfGod Apr 30, 2007, 1:43:18 AM

The duck with the devil horns intrigues me. I will click for the good of mankind.

*DeathIssue Apr 26, 2007, 9:55:37 PM

I was passing by and i saw you alone

that's pretty sad... i know that the current system is made by coke and "by menen" commercials/principles but hey! Your the G-man right? You just can't be left alone! So i added you to my watch list! Because i have faith! Because i put my trust in you! Oh Jesus, i'm your biggest fan, i'm tellin' ya! My family too man! They have their room full of posters with ya! I'm glad to be your first apostle here on dA

_{P.S.

ummm is it wrong is i use the bible pages as pot-paper?}

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~JesusChristSonOfGod Apr 27, 2007, 11:55:27 AM

I feel like sort of a rock star now. I'm the Axl Rose of the religious world. Became a hit then takes 2000 years to come back with another one.

I shall 'watch' you back, though it's not hard from up here. And on the bible/toilet issue, it isn't mentioned as being blasphemous, but I wouldn't go mentioning it too often - you know? Dad's ears are always burning.

~beto7605 Apr 26, 2007, 7:00:22 PM

thanks fot the comment...

but i dunno the asnwer for ur question...

see ya !

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~The-King-is-Dead Apr 26, 2007, 8:37:57 AM

hey Christ? been nailed recently?
And here i was thinking that christianity was a load of ol' hog wash while the saviour is here on deviant art, not doing any art.....pretty much your speed really isnt it?

If u see God, tell him he's a loser........or at least put a kick me sign on his back LOL!

Na im kidding, he's still probably at a loss for why armageddon hasn't started....thats wot u get for believing in story books..........

(ur well funny dude ^_^)

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~JesusChristSonOfGod Apr 27, 2007, 11:50:59 AM

I would do some art but I think someone else does a bit better.

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He may give you a few more answers than me, though he might be having his weekly poker game.